HR: So you've been a content creator for the past two years at.Nick Sandell OF, LLC. Maybe we deserve a toxic narcissist president. Our society is really, really rewarding narcissism. I can’t say it’s ‘bad’ per se, but it’s really alien to me to think about some guy spending all of his time exercising, eating, preening, and calling around to hire local photographers to follow him and take naked pictures of him to post on the Internet. It’s like American entrepreneurial ambition meeting pathological narcissism in a head-on collision. It seems very far removed from modeling or even porn, where someone arranges for your appearance to be commodified. So he evidently pays or trades something with photographers to follow him around and take lusty photos of him. Here he is in Texas among plants, in a doorway, in the shower. But he just posts photos of himself close to naked everywhere. It’s not just him there are thousands of these Instagram people out there. I’ve been looking at his Instagram and I find it unsettling. It’s the big break you’ve been waiting for. You’ll seriously set a record for gay porn Internet traffic with this endeavor. Nick, hit me up if you’d like me to write your marketing plan. As a special treat, not only will I be losing my homo virginity LIVE for paying customers, but I’m losing it to a special guest-you may know him only as The Cockgobbler for now! But trust me, this is a man of influence, a man of pecs and abs, a man of no moral character who used to run the country. will empower the small-to-average man and change the big dicks are best paradigm for good! And another secret? Most people prefer normal to freakishly large. One thing men, gay and straight alike, have in common is that most of us are ‘average guys’ who don’t have donkey dicks made for porn. While I have the ideal steroided Instagram body, I have a secret. That’s right! You get to watch me lose my gay virginity during the LIVE launch!
I’m Nick, and I’m a straight ally and an Instagram influencer! To show HOW MUCH of an ally I am, I’m going all out on camera! Here are your promotional angles when you launch: He clearly loved it when you PUMPED him, so why don’t you both get the most out of it next time and sell the product. Your friend Aaron is a prime contender for. Actually come to think of it, you have a built-in guaranteed marketing coup of a launch if you tap into it.